Valentine's Day Ideas - in SIX Words!

That’s what I asked several people, and spoiler alert: they’d want food—and lots of it. Sex as well—and lots of that too.

My perfect six-word Valentine’s? “Internet, phone: dead. You, me: present.” 

Here are some other gems from friends:

• “Dinner plus Nutella plus lingerie. Sex.”
• “A warm bed and friendly eyes.”
• “Side-by-side reading a book.”
• “Food, sex, music, dancing, whiskey, sex.”
• “Strolling hand-in-hand with you.”
• “Order takeout and watch Terminator 2.”
• “Go out with friends. Boys suck.”
• “Green tea, warm cookies, gentle laughter.”
• “Beach sex underneath a meteor shower.”
• “Cuddling, puppies, dessert, sex, beltline jog.”
• “Menage a trois in Shangri La.”
• “Gentle hugs, long walk, feeling connected.”
• “Reading Calvin and Hobbes together…naked.”
• “Play hookey. Sexy picnic. No reservations.”
• “Back massage. Sex. Hot meal. Sex.”
• “Hand lotion. Lots of hand lotion.”
• “A burrito with a special fellow.”
• “Sweatpants, home-cooked meal, hanky panky.”
• “Innovations in the kitchen and bedroom.”
• “The Wire, burgers, and garlic fries.”
• “Sharing a sunset on the pier.”
• “Just another Thursday. Just. Another. Thursday.”

In exactly six words, what’s your perfect Valentine’s Day?

Published on Glamour